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Claims by Linux members


 I miss users.
By 2 Realmodo 1 day ago
"Smart" phones are for dumb people.
By 2 Realmodo 4 days ago  → 7 comments
Jyte is well rested; it has avoided the big sleep!
By 2 Realmodo 4 months ago  → 7 comments
fiXedd will be discontinuing the Jyte Charts soon.
By 4 fiXedd 7 months ago  → 1 comment
This claim will not be noticed.
By 2 Realmodo 9 months ago  → 2 comments
This is the only non-spam claim for the day!
By 2 Realmodo 9 months ago  → 1 comment
The 'I' in internet need not be capitalized.
By 2 Realmodo 9 months ago  → 2 comments
In the interest of reducing pain, jocular statements heretofore dubbed "tongue-in-cheek" will be called "tongue-at-or-near-cheek" statements.
By 2 Realmodo 9 months ago
Anything that ceased to be, isn't.
By 2 Realmodo 10 months ago
If the US defaults on its debt, the internet will still be on. There is no need, therefore, to worry.
By 2 Realmodo 10 months ago  → 3 comments
If spotted beneath the surface of the ocean, with or without self-contained underwater breathing apparatus, it is not unreasonable that a fish would consider a human being an alien.
By 2 Realmodo 10 months ago
Not all "adults who deliberately behave like the rules don't apply to them are textbook narcissists with sociopathic tendencies".
By 6 D'Archangel 11 months ago
I am presently as old as I have ever been.
By 2 Realmodo 11 months ago
If the guy "who would give you the shirt off his back" offfered me said shirt, I would insist that it be freshly laundered.
By 2 Realmodo 11 months ago
To think inside the box would be to posit in the closet.
By 2 Realmodo 12 months ago
Since the world didn't end on Saturday, I have to spend more time re-establishing all my internet accounts that I had deleted in preparation for the end.
By 2 Realmodo 12 months ago  → 2 comments
Since the world will start ending on May 21, I shall get busy and delete all my internet accounts.
By 2 Realmodo about 1 year ago  → 5 comments
It is incumbent upon me to ignore all of the other stuff on this page and make a worthwhile claim.
By 2 Realmodo about 1 year ago
It's so quiet in here that I can't even hear my keyboard click!
By 2 Realmodo about 1 year ago
Jyte participants who are members of the British Commonwealth have been noiticeably absent as of late.
By 2 Realmodo about 1 year ago
Entertune: to have both ears stuffed with ear/headphones connected to a portable music player.
By 2 Realmodo about 1 year ago
Java and JavaScript are different languages.
By 6 D'Archangel about 1 year ago  → 2 comments
The RSS feed for "Claims by DISPLAY_NAME" actually shows "Claims about DISPLAY_NAME"
By 2 Ika-Natto about 1 year ago
The Claimroll Creator does not work with Google Crome
By 2 Ika-Natto about 1 year ago
Shutting it down is not the answer. Reducing the size, power and responsibility of the government is.
By 2 Ika-Natto about 1 year ago
People should take responsibility for themselves and their actions and not rely on the government to provide for them.
By 2 Ika-Natto about 1 year ago  → 8 comments
He's going the distance
By 3 atomicthumbs about 1 year ago  → 1 comment
Robert Mark White still has made the most votes on jyte.
By 8 Robert Mark White about 1 year ago
Busting makes me feel good
By 3 atomicthumbs about 1 year ago
At times, my Spamometer (TM) is in the red zone whilst viewing Jyte.
By 2 Realmodo about 1 year ago